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Day 2 Devils Lake,
North Dakota
We leave
pretty early, eager to flee this doomed and demon-infested place, and
as we pause briefly for coffee we are given a hint of the town's
accursed nature: from where we sit, the first letter on the municipal
water tower cannot be seen, so it reads "EVILS LAKE". Without even
stopping
for fuel, we head out on Route 2.
I hope the citizens of Devils Lake can mend
their ways and make their peace with the spirits that bedevil them, I
really do. If not, they could easily go the way of Gardena, Omemee,
Lostwood, and other ghost towns
we search for on the wide open North Dakota prairie, to little avail.
Even this year's edition of the DeLorme Atlas & Gazetteer seems not
to have been updated since sometime shortly before the Great
Depression, and boldly depicts roads and highways which are in truth
mere tractor lanes petering out in seemingly endless fields of yellow
sunflowers. Our task is further complicated by the fact that nearly all
of the roads themselves are unmarked by signs; I suppose the highway
department figures if you don't already know where you are, you don't
belong here.
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Depending on how you measure it, Rugby, N. Dak., is the self-proclaimed
"Geographical Center of North America." A tall fieldstone obelisk marks
the spot, near the junction of US Route 2 and North Dakota Route 3.
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We
finally manage to spiral inward to the junction of two rail lines,
where there once stood nine grain elevators and a soda factory. Seven
hundred people used to live here in Omemee, but most packed up and
moved to nearby Bottineau, and now all that's left are some overgrown
sidewalks and a single ramshackle house that most recently was home to
small livestock.
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There
is something sadly poignant about this abandoned little town, and we
can only wonder about the people who lived here, and what compelled
them to literally haul their houses away down the
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This sidetrip to look for towns that time forgot has led us astray from
our main route, so we catch Hwy. 5 here, then US-83, the "Road to
Nowhere", once the only entirely paved highway running all the way from
Canada to
Mexico. We try to make up some lost time, but are bucking a strong
headwind now. Toward evening we finally pull into Williston, N. Dak.,
and take a site at the Buffalo Trails Campground.
The place is filled with behemoth motor homes
and fifth-wheel campers—a disturbing campground trend lately—and hardly
any tents. Or people, for that matter. I suppose with the lush shag
carpet and
satellite TV channels found in most large RVs, who needs to go outside
and see the world? Heck, with full bathroom and shower facilities
onboard, you don't even have to visit the campground restroom to pee
and to meet your fellow travelers. All of which serve to make the place
one of the loneliest on the planet.
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Q: What's the only thing slower than a diesel Westfalia?
A: A giant turtle, riding a snowmobile. Tommy the Turtle, mascot of
Bottineau, N. Dak., marks the entrance to the nearby Turtle Mountains
where, among other activities, you evidently may drive a
snowmobile …
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Sitting outside at our campsite picnic table, eating our dinner alone
while the suspicious neighbors peer out their RV windows at us, we feel
as out-of-place and incongruous as someone clipping his toenails in
Aisle Three of the local supermarket.
After dinner, we, like everyone else here, hide
away in our own mini-motorhome and get some sleep for an early start.
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